Saturday, December 03, 2005
Sardarji Jokes!
>>>>Sardar: I hav'nt slept all night in the train.
>>>>Friend: Why?
>>>>Sardar: Got upper berth.
>>>>Friend: Why didn't you exchange?
>>>>Sardar: Oye yaar, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth
>>>>A Teacher lecturing on population - "In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid." A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!!!"
>>>>Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
>>>>Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail"
>>>>Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
>>>>Sardar told his servant: "Go and water the plants. "
>>>>Servant: It"s already raining."
>>>>Sardar: "So what, take an umbrella and go."
>>>>Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever. What will come first, Chicken or egg? "Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first !!!!!!!!!"
>>>>Sardar at an Art Gallery: "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?"
>>>>Art dealer: "I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror !!!"
>>>>Sardar was writing something very slowly.
>>>>Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?"
>>>>Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."
>>>>Friend: Why?
>>>>Sardar: Got upper berth.
>>>>Friend: Why didn't you exchange?
>>>>Sardar: Oye yaar, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth
>>>>A Teacher lecturing on population - "In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid." A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!!!"
>>>>Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
>>>>Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail"
>>>>Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
>>>>Sardar told his servant: "Go and water the plants. "
>>>>Servant: It"s already raining."
>>>>Sardar: "So what, take an umbrella and go."
>>>>Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever. What will come first, Chicken or egg? "Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first !!!!!!!!!"
>>>>Sardar at an Art Gallery: "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?"
>>>>Art dealer: "I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror !!!"
>>>>Sardar was writing something very slowly.
>>>>Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?"
>>>>Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."
# posted by Pradeep Prem Kamal @ 11:14 AM 
