Smile Plz...

Thalivar: Andha TV mela case podanum..
Thondan: Ean thalaiva??
Thalivar: Nama katchi arambichadha Vilayattu seidhigal-la potrukkan..

Sardar Son: O God! Please make Newyork the capital of Punjab.
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam...

Why are Egyptian's children always confused?? Because after death, their daddy becomes the Mummy!!

Sardar1: Train kandupidichadu nallatha pochu..
Sardar2: yaen??
Sardar1: illaina thandavalam yellam veena poirukkum...!!

Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!

Labels: comedy, Jokes

Labels: Excuse, sleeping, working

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
He replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."

Labels: boss, hearing, love