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Teacher : What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher : What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Question: What is the fullform of maths?

Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students

Teacher : Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student: A holiday

Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.

Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher : Why?

Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

STUDENT: Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher: Where does God live?

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, ' God, are you still in there?'